Best moments of odius hunkster and confirmed tall guy Chad Johnson on "The Bachelorette." The is a hottie show where real estate sales people, lifeguards, aspiring male models and ex-beauty queens parade around talking about the most important thing in their lives. Themselves!  And the Chadster is no exception.

One thing is for sure, Chad's parents probably did not give him enough love and attention when he was young. Now he has grown up and ruined his life as a "high end real estate salesman" in a tawdry reality show.  Ick!  Would you buy a used house from this guy?

And so Chad went on this show to preen before all the other men who didn't get enough love and attention when they were little. Much like the woman they are trying to woo. And, come to think of it, much like the broadcast television network executive who greenlight this glop. 

And so too, sigh, probably, the audience.

In conclusion, love your kids so they don't grow up and turn into Chad Johnson or his girlfriend Siliconetta J. Spandex.  Or tuning in to see them as event television!